9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 05, 2002

Transcript:

Juliette: "How was the opera?" Edda: "Good, but it made me think..." Edda: "When Dad cheated on you, you were in woeful dereliction of opera plot regulations...You should have denounced him publicly at a large party of overweight people, vowed revenge..." Edda: "...purchased a magic potion from a hideous witch, bellowed eternal maledictions on his paramours, and sung an aria while contracting tuberculosis." Juliette: "The thought occurred, but divorce court seemed so much more lyrical."