9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 17, 2002

Transcript:

Juliette: "Oh Brother..." Juliette: "He's back." Geek: "Oh, no...Not you again." Juliette: "Yep...It's me, thirty years ago." Geek: "You know, I'm probably pudgy and happily married now, with a large family and a comb-over, and I don't even remember your name...Why don't you let me go?" Juliette: "I can't...I'm ashamed of the way I stood you up...And just for someone taller and cuter and more popular and..." Geek: "You needn't go on." Juliette: "I've never been proud of it." Geek: "So what do we do now?" Juliette: "The usual." Geek: "But it never helps, does it?" Gran: "Taking a drive down memory lane?" Juliette: "Visiting a hit-and-run."