9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 01, 2002
Transcript:
Older waiter: "What kind of waiter are you, Man!? Swoop in!...They're enjoying too much privacy!" Waiter: "How's the food, Ladies? Good?" Juliette Gran Waiter: "Everything okay?" Waiter: "Enjoying your meal?" Waiter: "Is there anything else I can..." Gran: "LEAVE US ALONE!" Juliette: "Great...another double tip." Gran: "I'm happy, he's happy."