9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 10, 2002

Transcript:

Mrs. Petticharles: "Well, Amos...It's good to meet you. So tell me about yourself...Just start at the beginning." Amos: "Um...well, there's some dispute about that. If you accept the scriptural account, it all begins with two naked people, a serpent, and an undisclosed section of produce..." Amos: "Otherwise, my DNA can be traced to an ocean of primeval slime, the odd amino acid and ice or fire. The jury is still out on the temperature variable." Amos: "Jumping on ahead..."