9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 13, 2002

Transcript:

Mrs. Petticharles: "The thing about people is that they believe they are happy and well-adjusted when actually they are only habituated to denial." Mrs. Petticharles: "And that is where I come in...Do you understand what I'm telling you?" Amos: "...Um..." Amos: "After meeting you, people become unhappy and maladjusted?" Amos: "You know, you drum your fingers to the exact rhythm of 'Mars the Bringer of War."