9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 29, 2002

Transcript:

Mary: "If you're entertaining some dippy idea that sniffing the steam from my breath is like second-hand kissing, you can think again." Amos: "Actually, I thought I was being mortally subjected to the death-laden viruses and bacteria of your lungs, but second-hand kissing does have a more intriguing ring."