9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 08, 2003

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Edda: "Being taken for granted is not good...What if I said I expect you to be mine, exclusively, forever?" Amos: "You don't even have to say it." Edda: "As well as the father of my children?" Amos: "Just state the number." Edda: "...And you must always be there, by my side, my friend, my mate, and my only true love?" Amos: "Until the day I die." Edda: "Amos just gave me five children, and mentally cremated himself." Gran: "Some men sure know how to show a girl a good time." Juliette