9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 14, 2003
Transcript:
Gran: "You can't possibly believe you have a file of the destinies of every human being on Earth!" Thorax: "Well, in point of fact, no...not everyone's destiny." Gran: "Now you're making sense." Thorax: "The records are separated into three categories: the 'destined,' the 'fated,' and the 'doomed.' Would you like me to check on yours?" Thorax: "Fancy a woman her age hurdling two cows and a picket fence."