9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 30, 2003
Transcript:
Edda: "Why do you and Elliott make such a game of finding excuses to kiss?" Juliette: "We no longer enjoy the pure, unfettered impulse of youth...When you have your youth, you don't need a reason." Amos: "Hi, Edda...Mrs.Dr. Burber, are you aware that at temperatures below 25 degrees fahrenheit, nose hair crunches?" Edda: "Don't delude yourself...Sometimes I need a reason...A really heavy-duty reason."