9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 10, 2003

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Edda: "Amos, do you ever fantasize about me?" Amos: "Um...No. I mean...can't say that I do. Not in the least. Never." Amos: "Nada. Unh-unh. Absolutely negatory. By no means. Certainly not. No ma'am. Not for the world. Not on your life. For love nor money nor a long chalk." Amos: "Not in a gazillion years. Put a mark in the 'no' column. Nein! Non! Nyet! Banish the very thought. Are you kidding?! Zero! Zip! Goose egg! Fat chance! Nothing doing! Tout au contraire! Quite the opposite! God forbid! I'd sooner..."