9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 04, 2003
Transcript:
Edda: "Are you all set for your contract negotiation?" Juliette: "Darned Right!" Edda: "You have your iron resolve? Your set jaw? Your squinty eyes?" Juliette: "DARNED RIGHT!" Edda: "What about your tiger striped body suit?" Edda: "If she's told me once, she's told me a thousand times, never negotiate in gray underwear that predates your children."