9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 08, 2003

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Edda: "You are unfortunate enough to be denied seeing a facial expression that portends with dreadful certainty an outburst of such corrosive contumely as few telemarketers have ever survived with mental faculties intact." Edda: "And if I belch-speak the line, they actually begin to whimper." Gran