9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 16, 2003
Transcript:
Juliette: "Hello, Rose...It's me again...Flush with fresh tales of romantic conquest." Juliette: "You know, self-deprecating irony's a lot funnier if you don?t laugh so hard." Juliette: "I don't know, Rose...Marrying for love was a disaster for me. I need to be more particular about what I want from a man." Juliette: "He should be talented and intelligent, but not jaded...Extremely youthful, yet completely unconcerned with his looks. And overall, he must be devoted, totally loyal and unquestionably honest." Amos Juliette: "I have to detail my specs, Rose...And this time it looks like an all-nighter."