9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 28, 2003
Transcript:
Juliette: "Well, Elliott and I finally compromised on his proposal of marriage." Edda: "What does that entail exactly?" Juliette: "You'll find it outlined on page 2 of this pre-going steady agreement." Edda: "Mmmm...Notarized at the malt shop." Edda: "No doubt about it...Elliott has GOT to love you very, very much." Juliette: "That's detailed on page 13, paragraph 9...definitions and obligations."