9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 26, 2003
Transcript:
"Ah, you must be Dr. Greene's new secretary." "I'm sorry, you can't see him...He's waiting for a conference call." "Perhaps there's something I can do for you?" "Will you rain burning kisses on my alabaster throat, hungrily pressing your lips to the scarlet wound of my mouth in a symphony of rapture?" "Dr.Greene, I believe that conference call you've been expecting has arrived."