9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 03, 2003
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"What's that smell in here? Why's Juliette hardly dressed?" "whsp...whsp..." "Well, now I've heard everything! Of all the tomfool silliness...Whn I was her age, I didn't waste my precious..." "I really look forward to that level of meditation where I don't beat bald patches into the rug wiht my fists."