9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 22, 2003
Transcript:
"If you want to have any sort of long-lasting relationship with a young man, you're going to have to take the edge off your tongue." "You're Grandfather and I never exchanged a barbed word in all the fifty-odd years we knew each other." "One shudders to imagine the even years." "Was that invisible first blood you were wiping from an invisible epee?...Or am I a fool to inquire?"