9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 15, 2003
Transcript:
"One day will you honor me with your hand in marriage?...Or will you smash my very spirit like a maggot to the flagstone of indifference, crush me beyond hope of recovery unto the end of time?" "Let's see...Yes, to number two." "I've talked it over with Mary, and she seems to be in favor of keeping our relationship physical."