9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 11, 2003

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"So...Gran...What's for dinner?" "Mucilaginous guck oozing over ground offal, accompanied by unrecognizable vegetation boiled free of all nutritive value whatsoever." "You know, if you're going to pick up the extension, you might give a little cough...Or at the very least quote me with less precision." "Pass the Guck Boat, Pumpkin."