9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 14, 2003

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"Okay, now don't forget...Bend with your knees..." "...And watch out for any flying underwear." "Edda, I'm doing a load of underwear....Do you have any?" "Here." "What's that?" "My batch for the last week...What's all that?" "Mine, Thumbellina." "Have you ever noticed the correlation between the volume of a woman's underwear and her age?" "Rather like counting tree rings." "Do you want to bring yours, or shall I rent a skip loader?" "Forget I spoke."