9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 17, 2003
Transcript:
"You know, for years I've kissed you at New Year's, on Christmas or just to say good night, but you've never been the one to initiate a peck on the cheek." "For once, wouldn't you like to give the kiss rather than get it?" "Oh...well......um...gee, I guess I'd...um..." "...When you put it that way...all things considered...cast in that light..." "...Er, ah..." "...Taking one thing with another...looking at the long and short of it...giving due consideration...weighing all the pros and..."