9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 27, 2003
Transcript:
"Hey! What are you standing around for?! It's time to fight!" "Uh..." "Get out there and fight, fight fight, fight fight!" "Yeah!" "He's gone...it's safe for you to come out now." "And he never asked why?" "Curiously, the most gladiatorial are always the least argumentative."