9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 21, 2003
Transcript:
"Whenever Edda walks by I hear saxophones...when you pass I hear ocarinas." "Maybe it's your gait. Perhapes if you held your books more to one side or the other..." "Okay, that was an improvement...but if you really try, I bet you can do better than a kazoo band."