9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 23, 2003

Transcript:

"Don't tell me.. I can already hear your words: massive government cover-up.. stonewalling at the highest levels.. top security desert stongholds behind concertinas of barbed wire concealing secret tests on an unidentified flying sleigh.. eight tiny reindeer and a morbidly obese man all preserved in jars of formaldehyde..." "Actually, I was going to ask if you knew who lost the hat, but now that you mention it..."