9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 23, 2004
Transcript:
"Feeling listeless, moody? A kiss may be the medication for you. Applied to the lips, a kiss causes most symptoms to canish within seconds, and to be gone for hours." "Side effects may include shortness of breath, rise in blood pressure, popping eyes, muscle spasms and sweat.. in extreme cases vertigo and fainting have been observed." "Any chance I'd get some of those side effects?" "I'll do my best."