9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 13, 2004
Transcript:
"You're going out on a date in that dress? And those shoes?" "Yes." "And you really think those colors match?" "Sure do. G'night." "I tried to riddle her with insecurity, self-doubt and confusion. Yet every shot missed its mark." "You're going wrapped in a blanket?" "Never eavesdrop on one of my mother's conversations."