9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 25, 2004

Transcript:

"Amos and I are going out." "Okay honey, be careful." "And by that I mean don't do anything scarring, deafening, blinding, crippling, speeding, chilling, burning..." "Fattening, starving, intoxicating, unsanitary, reproductive, poisonous, perilous, excessive, demoralizing, or that I wouldn't do." "She didn't tell you not to run with scissors." "Mom's loosening up."