9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 12, 2004
Transcript:
"Just for the record, may I say that you're the looniest old coot I ever met?" "Yes." "Yes? What do you mean yes?" "Yes, you may say I'm the looniest old coot you've ever met." "Nobody asks permission to inflict verbal abuse." "What a pity.. it's the niceties I miss."