9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 21, 2004

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"I just stopped off at Grandma Lol's nursing home." "How is the poor dear?" "The old cow." "I'm afraid she passed away last night." "Oh, how awfully sad." "The old cow." "They said she died peacefully... but before she went, she asked them to give you two of her favorite china figurines." "Really?" "The old cow." "One is this little dairy cow." "The old c..." "The other's this cute boxer with the litter of puppies." "Got the last word, didn't she?"