9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 02, 2004

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"No! No, Madeleine! Don't! Stop, Madeleine! Please!" Slurp Grk! "Butternut, I just awoke, deposited in a pasture and I have no memory of how I got there." "Just as well if you ask me." "What's that you're chewing on?" 'I'm not certain, but it appears to be cud."