9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 20, 2004
Transcript:
"You and your date were out on the porch a while. I guess he was giving you a goodnight peck on the cheek." "Oh, a bit more than a peck." "A little kiss then." "Not all that little." "Well, what kind of a kiss was it?" "Why don't you ever give me thesaurus kisses?" "My lips have a limited vocabulary."