9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 23, 2004
Transcript:
"I've decided to establish my place in modern culture by coining a new, pejorative word to be applied to anybody we don't like." "The new word is 'Stoofek.' A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of touch with reality, who habitually busies himself with..." "Um, oh..." "I'm a stoofek."