9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 03, 2004

Transcript:

"Bishop Kretschmar has been stalking around school for three days with Sister Caligula in his wake. We call him 'The Inspector General'." "What does his secretary during all this?" "We call him 'Sister Aramus' Boyfriend'." "Yes, but what does he do?" "I think I answered that question." "I guess I was trying to pretend you hadn't."