9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 09, 2004

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"I'm ready for the party... Are you?" "I've got the hand-warmer... Let's go" "I used to watch, perplexed, wondering how movie stars and models could adopt such unstable poses..." "...Just to show off their gorgeous gowns." "Their centers of gravity were so completely compromised, in wild defiance of universal physical law..." "...Yet they didn't topple over. What strange power, I'd wonder, did they draw on?" "Now I know." "Thanks." "It's what moms do. Don't mention it."