9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 13, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: I'd like something tawdry, but with a hint of things to come, like a woman who's been around. thorax: I suggest a faint, barbara stanwyck sneer, sullen but soft, girlish and playful, but domineering. And lower your eyelids just a couple millimeters. Woman: How do I look?Man: why did I just do that?! woman: I'll take it