9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 13, 2013
Transcript:
Amos: I think it's essential to maintain our abstinence- our chastity- in body and mind, until our wedding day. It may be difficult, but the plan, nevertheless, is sound. Edda: Agreed. And no fantasy paramours, no sven for me. and no grace kelly, claudette colbert, ginger rogers, ida lupino, myrna loy, hedy lamarr or loretta young for you. amos: ...what about ingrid bergman and rita hayworth?