9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 21, 2014

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Cat: one essential issue in being careful about your food intake is reading the labels on tins. It's called literacy. Kitten: Wow. Cat: This tin, for instance, contains beef, and that one turkey. And this one holds tuna. Kitten: ooooo... Cat: Um...excuse me.... Cat: did you gain weight just listening to me read labels? Kitten: I....I think I did. Cat: Have you any idea what that says about your metabolism? kitten: Literacy is fattening!