9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 23, 2015

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Man: Sigh.... edda: It wouldn't hurt you to absorb a little culture. Man: this is boring. Edda: Shut up jerk. Man: I'm not a jerk. I'm a gunman. Edda: Oh, my mistake. you're a muderous, drooling, hateful, asinine, stinking feculent, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...did I say stupid? Man: Okay, I'll shut up.