9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 19, 2015

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Woman: It's just so complicated. If hugh is in love with me, then he has to go to my parents and supplicate for my hand.... Edda: Whoa there! You've bypassed pinching each other behind the woodshed, and gone straight to reading the banns in cathay. Woman: Is there any other way? Seth: Okay, time out! Xiulan, stop crying. woman: she makes cheeseburgers sound so slutty. Seth: And edda, pull up your skirt.