9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 24, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Me love you. Woman: ...um...no. sorry, but the pronoun is I. Man: me love I? Woman:No, you is the object of the verb. you is right. me is wrong. man: Isn't it "you are right," not "is"? Woman: Well.....well, yes. but you, as a pronoun, is right, me is wrong. me should be I. Woman: I is right. me is wrong. you is right. Woman:I is in the nominative. me is in the accusative and dative. man: you is conflicted. Man: Wake up! you're screaming! woman: me let go vine. me plunge to death in verbal quicksand.