Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: I'd like to get a valentine boquet for a girl I know. Woman: What a sweet little boy you are! Come see what we have. Calvin: Is this all? Woman: Did you have something special in mind? Calvin: Sort of. Do you have a dumpster out back I could root through?
Susie does deserve it though