Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 30, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: If heaven is good, and if I like to be bad, how am I supposed to be happy there? Hobbes: How will you get to heaven if you like to be bad? Calvin: Let's say I didn't do what I wanted to do. Suppose I led a blameless life! Suppose I denied my true dark nature! Hobbes: I'm not sure I have that much imagination. Calvin: Maybe heaven is a place where you're allowed to be bad!
Or maybe it doesn’t exist. That would simplify things a lot.