Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 07, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "I sure am great! I'm one of the greatest people who ever lived!" Calvin: "How lucky people are to know someone as great as me! I'm great in so many great ways! in fact, I'm so great that my greatness is..." Susie: "You're not get! You're the most conceited blowhard I've ever met!" Calvin: "When you're great, people often mistake candor for bragging"
And twenty years in the future, she will marry him.