Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 11, 2007
Transcript:
Saleswoman: For her. A big box of chocolate delivered with the three words every woman wants to hear: Irving: "I love you." Saleswoman: No! "Rich in antioxidants!" Irving: Antioxidants? Saleswoman: Flavonoid-rich dark chocolate reduces high blood pressure! Improves circulation! Lowers cholesterol! Plus, chocolate's tryptophan reduces anxiety! Phenylethlamine promotes mental alertness! Anandamine aids relaxation! And on and on! Show her the science! The medical research! The biochemical evidence! And she'll have the Valentine of her dreams! Irving: A feeling of being cared for as a whole person? Saleswoman: No! Permission!! Permission to eat the gift!! Men can be so old-fashioned!