Pagan, non-believer, agnostic, atheist, jungle juju man! No “magic bullet” for you fatboy just good old fashioned religion from padre Joe and some novice medical attention from your banished son.Quick—-kill, or cure him because the jackels are on their way for the big celebratory feast whether pumpkinhead lives, or dies! There tribe-mates, does that clear the waters for you? Good old B’wana Q….always stirring the pot, and perhaps even smoking it sometimes! :)> Umgowa!
Give old, fat, whiney, porky pumpkinhead some super huge Mexican burritos with lots of chili, beans, and jalapenos—-wash it all down with some fermented jungle juice. Roll him around on the dirt floor of the hut and wait for the explosion! :)> Umgowa. And B’wana Q—-if I am a “maddened Rhino” charging around the jungle then you’d best watch out you’re not the first one gored!!
quartermain over 11 years ago
Just a little help from the Church in the wild wood—let’s have Katman lead us in prayer.
PatyAnn over 11 years ago
Well, the chief does have the right to refuse treatment. Let him.
sfbullfrog over 11 years ago
Just what does Katman do. I’m sorry, couldn’t resist.
rdmacgregor over 11 years ago
Ngura sure made it through med school and his residency fast! I hope his malpractice insurance is paid up.
riverhawk over 11 years ago
Does the chief have a health care proxy in place?
profkatz over 11 years ago
Pagan, non-believer, agnostic, atheist, jungle juju man! No “magic bullet” for you fatboy just good old fashioned religion from padre Joe and some novice medical attention from your banished son.Quick—-kill, or cure him because the jackels are on their way for the big celebratory feast whether pumpkinhead lives, or dies! There tribe-mates, does that clear the waters for you? Good old B’wana Q….always stirring the pot, and perhaps even smoking it sometimes! :)> Umgowa!
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Call Dr. Granny, from the Beverly Hillbillies. She will pour a possum innerd potion down his goozle.
profkatz over 11 years ago
Give old, fat, whiney, porky pumpkinhead some super huge Mexican burritos with lots of chili, beans, and jalapenos—-wash it all down with some fermented jungle juice. Roll him around on the dirt floor of the hut and wait for the explosion! :)> Umgowa. And B’wana Q—-if I am a “maddened Rhino” charging around the jungle then you’d best watch out you’re not the first one gored!!