Yup yup, that’ll do-er….a miracle that lets you enjoy all the Fanny May you want, and still have thighs like a model.
Only $39.99….and if you order right now, you get a 2nd jar absolutely free!
We guarantee measurable results!
Right…. what they don’t tell you is that the model is a Model T, and the results are only measurable with a precision vernier micrometer….which will show that your thighs measure a fraction of a millimeter larger,due to the thick layer of cream.
I bet on the jar it says to stay away from Hohos and Twinkies.They even have tests show that walking reduces your thighs. I am guessing they don’t do that anyway. What a rude awaking she’ll have in a few min.
One of our local doctors has a non-invasive procedure called Lipo-Ex that actually does take some fat off. I plan to have a little help with that next year. The machine has been out for repair so I could not do it before my current visit to my lover. I can’t imagine why Joy would care – for Burl??
First post here, although I’ve been a lurker for a while. I enjoy all of your comments and look forward to reading them every day.
Been reading the strip since the early to mid 1990’s, and it’s my fav. I enjoy Burl the most of all. Always want to see Burl wearing a hat… a head like that ought to be protected!
Well, it’s greasy, so at least, for a while, her thighs won’t make their usual bubububub-bububub-bububub noise when she walks and the dry cellulite skitters across the other thigh’s corrugations.
Earlier, I had to click for the “magnified” image to see it…. now I can’t get anything but a line of code.
Thanks for all the interest in the Brain Bleach chews….
We’ve begun with the fruit ones, because you get a full serving of fruit (including all the vitamins!) in every chew. And each individual packet contains a full day’s servings, should you be forced to see a whole day of events that spoil your appetite.
Other flavors are in the offing… to be announced soon.
The sublingual tablets already come in mint, strawberry and chicken….the liquid in several fruit flavors beyond the original strawberry, and in mint, and of course in plain unsweetened.The latter is a perfect mixer with any libation of your choice.Unflavored, odorless…. undetectable in your favorite spirits or mixed drink…makes holiday parties with relatives a snap!
I personally don’t recommend mixing it with light beers, weak tea, or anything else already too watery for my taste, and very hot liquids will weaken the bleaching effect….but otherwise…. blend away!
OJ, BB, and a small shot of vodka….. ahhhh….morning with the mother-in-law, lunch at the Pennys, screaming grandchildren…. Handled!
Saucy, thank you for your order… it’s on the way…Miss Junebug, glad it’s working so well for you…and 2Old…. any of our products ordered between now and Dec 24th can be gift-wrapped at NO CHARGE….
Exceptions: No wrapping for single gallons of liquid….
Gift wrap on cases carries a nominal charge: .. six quarts/one flavor or assorted, add $2.50, 4 gallons add $4.
Normal shipping charges apply. After Dec 15th…extra charge for expedited delivery if needed by Dec. 25th.
InTraining over 11 years ago
If she puts on enough…. JOY will have bird legs…. ! ! !
InTraining over 11 years ago
The find-it today…. is the find-it ……….
Faux Real over 11 years ago
I hope Julie’s just taking a break from the find-its. That’s nearly half as fun as the strip.
x_Tech over 11 years ago
As for the thigh cream, all I can say is…
brain bleach!SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yup yup, that’ll do-er….a miracle that lets you enjoy all the Fanny May you want, and still have thighs like a model.
Only $39.99….and if you order right now, you get a 2nd jar absolutely free!
We guarantee measurable results!
Right…. what they don’t tell you is that the model is a Model T, and the results are only measurable with a precision vernier micrometer….which will show that your thighs measure a fraction of a millimeter larger,due to the thick layer of cream.
Laura Gildwarg over 11 years ago
Yeah, let it work FOR A FEW MINUTES… Gah. Icky poo-poo ca-ca barfage!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
X you gave me an idea.
I think this is the perfect time to pass out samples of the new Marg and Susan’s Ultra-super-strength Brain Bleach Fruit Chews!
Made with real fruit and no artificial ingredients (well, except maybe the brain bleach…. but it’s real brain bleach, not fake!)
7 delicious fruit flavors in every packet… Strawberry, boysenberry, cherry, orange, lemon, peach, banana and canteloupe.
Wait…. that’s 8. Uh…. OK, 8.
mikie2 over 11 years ago
No, I can’t go there. Literally or physically.
loveslife over 11 years ago
I bet on the jar it says to stay away from Hohos and Twinkies.They even have tests show that walking reduces your thighs. I am guessing they don’t do that anyway. What a rude awaking she’ll have in a few min.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
She needs to by it by the rail car.
fredb49 over 11 years ago
It’s not working on her thighs but it is working on her hands
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Oh wow, Susan. Do they also come in mint?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
thank you, Thighmaster!
vldazzle over 11 years ago
One of our local doctors has a non-invasive procedure called Lipo-Ex that actually does take some fat off. I plan to have a little help with that next year. The machine has been out for repair so I could not do it before my current visit to my lover. I can’t imagine why Joy would care – for Burl??
btcg over 11 years ago
Hi all,
First post here, although I’ve been a lurker for a while. I enjoy all of your comments and look forward to reading them every day.
Been reading the strip since the early to mid 1990’s, and it’s my fav. I enjoy Burl the most of all. Always want to see Burl wearing a hat… a head like that ought to be protected!
missjunebug over 11 years ago
Thanks for the samples Susan. The peach was very good. What was Joy doing before I tried this ? ? ? ?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, it’s greasy, so at least, for a while, her thighs won’t make their usual bubububub-bububub-bububub noise when she walks and the dry cellulite skitters across the other thigh’s corrugations.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Did the comic disappear for anyone besides me?
Earlier, I had to click for the “magnified” image to see it…. now I can’t get anything but a line of code.
Thanks for all the interest in the Brain Bleach chews….
We’ve begun with the fruit ones, because you get a full serving of fruit (including all the vitamins!) in every chew. And each individual packet contains a full day’s servings, should you be forced to see a whole day of events that spoil your appetite.
Other flavors are in the offing… to be announced soon.
The sublingual tablets already come in mint, strawberry and chicken….the liquid in several fruit flavors beyond the original strawberry, and in mint, and of course in plain unsweetened.The latter is a perfect mixer with any libation of your choice.Unflavored, odorless…. undetectable in your favorite spirits or mixed drink…makes holiday parties with relatives a snap!
I personally don’t recommend mixing it with light beers, weak tea, or anything else already too watery for my taste, and very hot liquids will weaken the bleaching effect….but otherwise…. blend away!
OJ, BB, and a small shot of vodka….. ahhhh….morning with the mother-in-law, lunch at the Pennys, screaming grandchildren…. Handled!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Saucy, thank you for your order… it’s on the way…Miss Junebug, glad it’s working so well for you…and 2Old…. any of our products ordered between now and Dec 24th can be gift-wrapped at NO CHARGE….
Exceptions: No wrapping for single gallons of liquid….
Gift wrap on cases carries a nominal charge: .. six quarts/one flavor or assorted, add $2.50, 4 gallons add $4.
Normal shipping charges apply. After Dec 15th…extra charge for expedited delivery if needed by Dec. 25th.