That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 23, 2012

“Last time you call ME the ‘old ball and chain’…!”

He did ask her to do his nails.

Hey woman, you got the blues, cos you aint got no one else to use. There’s an open road that leads nowhere, so just make some miles Between here and there. There’s a hole in my head where the rain comes in, You took my body and played to win, Ha ha woman it’s a crying shame, But you aint got nobody else to blame.

E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman

Nuff Said! now, I’ma go have a beer and some Turkey and Bacon Enchiladas! and put some ELO on the Soundsystem…Have Fun Y’all! :-)

Just trying her hand at a little skull-pting…

Youse guys are waaaay too funny this morning!

And the US buys it and calls it candy.

“I am Borg; you will be assimilated.”

Tonight, on: “SNAPPED!”…

“So I’m a real headache, am I, little man? I’ll give you headache!”

…..And you thought she was bad enough when she was just a pain in the butt.

She’s his plastic surgeon; she knows what she’s doing – she says.

A cautionary tale. Thanksgiving guests should not eat and drink until they pass out. It could give them a splitting headache.

First home lesson in the book “Trepanning for Dummies”.

In your ear, buddy!

I see the light/

Click-to-enlarge image can be found here (along with a description), or at the only work by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog.Jael and Sisera (links show Wikipedia pages) isn’t, as far as I can tell, shown online by its current-location. A b&w image is shown, along with Italian details of the painting, by checking only Works of art and entering Amigoni in the Text box here, and clicking the Visualize file above the thumbnail image in the resulting page. The artist’s WIkipedia page and collection.@Nabuquduriuzhur, thanks for identifying the painting for me! Because I wanted to post the eCard yesterday, I posted early, and after researching that painting, didn’t get to bed until 3 AM. Today I’m paying the price (no energy, too old for that sort of thing). If I post another eCard, I’ll be doing it at a more reasonable time.

…just a little off the top.

“You know, Eddie, I couldn’t be more surprised if I woke up with my head nailed to the floor.”

It’s in the Bible so we should practice it. Right?????

He did say that he need a wife like he needed a hole in his head.

First, I’m a tee-pee. Then, I’m a wigwam. I just don’t understand why I am too tense…

and she doesn’t even look mad.

this is a good one………………….

or, do one of those passive-aggressive attrition divorces. that one the slowly kills you day after day. some people called that a marriage.

He got really hammered at the temple, when her anger spiked.

Fair warning, abusive jerks, you have to sleep sometime.