Bless me, Father for I have sinned….. The litany of teenage Catholic boys. Including the classic “I entertained impure thoughts.” (And boy, did they entertain us!)
I am not surprised. The Pennys are operating with just a spinal cord and vestigal reptilian brain. No thought, just reaction to environment.If I were Tad, I would be super helpful. I’d ask what the limit was on their credit card and “help” them until we reached it.
I was just looking at the other offerings. Portable scissors sets. Be sure not to run with them. And the ever-popular lag bolt sets. You never know when you’ll need one. The plunger over the fireplace. Aunt Marge really needs one. y’know.And just for you Debbie J, the interactive telephone for use with the self-massaging gloves. (That’s another “Bless me Father” matter for boys a little older.)
……….F: Was it with Mary Sullivan?M2: No FatherF: Was it with Linda O’Malley?M2: No FatherF: Was it with Bridget Shaugnessy?M2: No FatherF: Very well, say 6 Our Fathers and 6 Hail Marys and sin no moreM2: (Not bad; 6 & 6 and 3 new prospects for a date on Saturday)
okay I have forgotten what I went into the store for to remember. I have went into a store to window shop. But just go into a store to just to buy whatever. and why would this store exist and who make these useless products.
Actually, the Ayurvedic sites recommend some flat gloves of raw silk; I bought a pair and don’t think all that of them. I like the Ayurvedic bath gels, tho.
htownkev over 11 years ago
LOL. I wonder if brain bleach comes in holiday flavors? Maybe eggnog?
mikie2 over 11 years ago
Bless me, Father for I have sinned….. The litany of teenage Catholic boys. Including the classic “I entertained impure thoughts.” (And boy, did they entertain us!)
mikie2 over 11 years ago
I am not surprised. The Pennys are operating with just a spinal cord and vestigal reptilian brain. No thought, just reaction to environment.If I were Tad, I would be super helpful. I’d ask what the limit was on their credit card and “help” them until we reached it.
Laura Gildwarg over 11 years ago
I wonder if you’re supposed to run with the ‘Portable Scissor Set’?
mikie2 over 11 years ago
I was just looking at the other offerings. Portable scissors sets. Be sure not to run with them. And the ever-popular lag bolt sets. You never know when you’ll need one. The plunger over the fireplace. Aunt Marge really needs one. y’know.And just for you Debbie J, the interactive telephone for use with the self-massaging gloves. (That’s another “Bless me Father” matter for boys a little older.)
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Useless stuff for useless dolts.Talk about hitting your target market.
HtownKev…. why yes, thanks for reminding me to let everyone know…Available now through January 6th only…
Look for it at your favorite store.Sorry, not available at Crust Foods.
finale over 11 years ago
……….F: Was it with Mary Sullivan?M2: No FatherF: Was it with Linda O’Malley?M2: No FatherF: Was it with Bridget Shaugnessy?M2: No FatherF: Very well, say 6 Our Fathers and 6 Hail Marys and sin no moreM2: (Not bad; 6 & 6 and 3 new prospects for a date on Saturday)
finale over 11 years ago
Back in Crustwood: Who would steal circulars for this place and how big are the lag bolt sets?
shamest Premium Member over 11 years ago
okay I have forgotten what I went into the store for to remember. I have went into a store to window shop. But just go into a store to just to buy whatever. and why would this store exist and who make these useless products.
missjunebug over 11 years ago
Did anyone else do a double take before they realized that was Joy’s arm resting on the buggy handle?
ChucklinChuck over 11 years ago
Two find-its? Making up for earlier lapses? What is that that goes with the lag bolt sets. …mgers?
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Actually, the Ayurvedic sites recommend some flat gloves of raw silk; I bought a pair and don’t think all that of them. I like the Ayurvedic bath gels, tho.
recordman over 11 years ago
Get these people the hell out of Dodge!
Drivel over 11 years ago
I think the Penny’s would be ideal candidates for a “Stuff of the month” club.
InTraining over 11 years ago
Wish there was a store like that near here…..The closest thing to this is Harbor Freight….! ! !