Monty by Jim Meddick for December 05, 2012
December 04, 2012
December 06, 2012
Transcript:
You think because I am of the genteel class I won't stoop to rough-and-tumble! But there you're wrong! I'll have you know I've pitched a very wicked cricket ball in my day! Take this! Ow! See? See there? Next time it may be one of you! And of course we can't rule out the possibility that the old man in the wheelchair was in some way complicitous with the youth gang...
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Snowballs tend to swing in the opposite direction to cricket balls
loveofabove over 11 years ago
well, he is now
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I hope the old man in the wheelchair lambasts him a good one and Jarvis doesn’t block it.
schnellschnell over 11 years ago
you don’t pitch a cricket ball, you bowl it.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
For shame, Sedgwick!Though never much of an athlete when young, I could throw a pretty mean snowball in college—broke a chest-level windowpane in the front door of a girls’ dorm at a fair range (20-25 yards, maybe) one winter when some of us guys were horsing around: the other guy ducked!So, maybe Sedgwick injured the old man in the wheelchair. I hope he sues!
KasperV over 11 years ago
Must have bowled a googly … should have kept his arm straight!
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Mr. Potter in “It’s a Wonderful Life” was an old man in a wheelchair. As was Dr. Strangelove. And a bank robber in “Barney Miller”. You can’t trust them.
breishis613 over 11 years ago
Never underestimate the craftiness (and nastiness) of the elderly in wheelchairs. It’s what got me wearing steel toe shoes!