I might be dim, but I still know how to turn you on, I just have to find the right switch. So, watt do you say? Wanna socket to me? Maybe slip me a little tungsten? Let’s see if we still have the juice. You sure light up my life. Why don’t you get comfy, slip on that little candelabra I gave you. You positively glow when you wear that. GE, but you look good in it. LEDs can’t hold a candle to you! I know I ain’t too bright, but I know what I like. By the way, I picked up new batteries today.Love,Wolfram
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
I scored a 9,999 on MY S.A.T’s
Linux0s over 11 years ago
He’s still a dim-watt.
Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 11 years ago
I wonder what L.E.D. him to say that.
Bilan over 11 years ago
I’m too dim to figure out why lightbulbs have a candle on the table.
Superfrog over 11 years ago
He’s blown.
saxie5 over 11 years ago
What makes her so bright?
Brian61 over 11 years ago
Is that 10000 on the Stupidity Actuality Test?
coffeeturtle over 11 years ago
Again, nice puns and observations! :-D
CYGNUS X1 over 11 years ago
I think he needs to leave her for 100 watt hotty!
Perkycat over 11 years ago
He’s so dim – he needs glasses to see.
finale over 11 years ago
For the holidays he gets frosted.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
I see a breakup lumen on the horizon.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
No more electricity between the two of them. Someone’s going to get unscrewed.
danlarios over 11 years ago
dimwit?
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Perhaps in his younger days. But now many thousands of hours later he’s lost his spark.
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
Took it 5 times
MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago
Another sad burnout case. You know he scored the 10,000 while juiced up on 220 volts. He’s never been the same.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
I might be dim, but I still know how to turn you on, I just have to find the right switch. So, watt do you say? Wanna socket to me? Maybe slip me a little tungsten? Let’s see if we still have the juice. You sure light up my life. Why don’t you get comfy, slip on that little candelabra I gave you. You positively glow when you wear that. GE, but you look good in it. LEDs can’t hold a candle to you! I know I ain’t too bright, but I know what I like. By the way, I picked up new batteries today.Love,Wolfram
burleigh2 over 11 years ago
I think that was part of the joke. ;-)Or wait… is there an SAT rating with light bulbs? I don’t think there is…
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
he’s screwed
meowlin over 11 years ago
That’s because he took it eight times.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Ohhhhh…. Come on.
Wasn’t there a time where they used to brighten each other’s lives?
xxx
EdFenster Premium Member over 11 years ago
I don’t think he’ll be able to light her up.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
anyone want to see my origin go here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA-y_VEooH0&feature=youtu.be
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
You mean you have to spell your name. “Right.” That’s why my scores were off. I used my real name.Dang now I feel dim.
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
Wattsamotta U
pcolli over 11 years ago
How many light bulbs does it take to scr…………oops better not finish that one.